Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The Wonders Of Google - Volume 2

Last month I wrote a post on how people get to my blog. We all want to know how people find us right? How else are you supposed to increase traffic if you have no idea how many readers you have to begin with? If you haven't already I suggest you sign up on Sitemeter and Google Analytics. Technorati is also a great site to track your favorite blogs and see who else has linked to your site.

Also, our 20-somethings blog ring is growing exponentially (due in part to Janet's article in the Washington Post!!) and I am so excited to see how much traffic I get from the site (Check out my profile. I love comments hint, hint)! It has been so nice getting to meet all of you - especially fellow Midwesterners!

Now on to the fun stuff:

well you want my money babe you want spit on you
Um, no? Thanks anyway. I really hope these are godawful song lyrics.

pumpkin cheesecake
Is heaven. No need to do a Google search people - go out and try it! Cheesecake Factory here you come :)

is funny how someone can break your heart
I wish it were funny. Sadly, it has been one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. Have you ever had to love someone that just don't feel the same? Not funny at all, my friend.

ginormous jugs 2
OK really... who keeps searching for this? Are you doing this to mess with my head?

wear glasses the rest of life
You could get contacts. Or laser eye surgery. Other than that I'm out of ideas. You're stuck with bad vision like the rest of us.

http://michelle-and-the-city.blogspot.com
Why are you searching for my URL? Sign up for my feed already!

dumped years ago & still hurting
This is not helping me people. Need positive vibes.

tortious cdp engagement ring blog
These shenanigans crack me up. Psycho stalker much? We've got your back CDP!

tights bus driver
Last I knew bus drivers didn't wear tights. Please send photo documentation. I can feel laughter coming on already.

tater tot casserole
I still get the most hits from searches due to this recipe (like seriously over 300). It's good - trust me!

hottie, blogspot
Why yes. You've found me. Now if you're a single guy and live in the vicinity of C-bus...



Isn't this fun? People search for the weirdest things I tell you.

27 comments:

Lisa said...

That first one... Hahaha. I'm hoping they're NOT song lyrics. Can you imagine the horror of hearing that often?

"Why yes. You've found me." Awesome. This post is killing me, yo.

And dear god, that thing won't let up on cdp.

Sara said...

Haha, great post!

Jess said...

The searches that lead to my blog have been getting weirder and weirder, I swear. I love reading about the crazy searchers that land on everyone else's blogs, too. If you get the photo documentation of the bus driver in tights, you obviously have to share.

Miriam said...

I never get any fun hits...I mean besides "Daniel Radcliff naked" b/c you know I have that hook up!



http://lspoon.wordpress.com

molly said...

Haha. Ow, ow, hottie!

Peter DeWolf said...

These are so tame compared to some I have gotten.

Of course that may say more about my blog's subject matter...

Carry on.

Passionista said...

Thanks for checking out my blog AND for commenting :) Welcome to the singles club! It blows a little bit, but at least we can find the humor when we write. Now when I go on bad dates I think of the title to my blog post! HAHA

L Sass said...

So, I have to ask, "Do you have ginormous jugs?" "2?"

blogging said...

mmmmmm...tatertot casserole. i think i'm goign to make that tonight. yummmmmmy.

alyndabear said...

Ha, I missed Google-age when I was on holidays, so I have to catch up this weekend! Yay!

zesty said...

I'm a twenty-something midwesterner who found you via a comment you posted at The Laid.Back Buddhist.

LOTS of the searches that get people to my site are for tubgirl. =[

sweetanemone said...

hahahaha this is great...

i did the same thing this morning and the best one was 'i am just a love machine'. LOLZZZZ! sure you are!!!

it was probably my crazy ex searching :P

thanks for the giggles! xx

Katelin said...

Haha a bus driver wearing tights would make me think twice about getting on.

Sarah said...

I LOVE seeing what people Google. LOVE. IT. Therefore, love this post.

I started blogging right before T and broke up, and for the longest time all my google hits were really depressing, like "we broke up and he doesn't call" and "we haven't talked and i still miss him" and the like. Lame!

She Likes Purple said...

I get a lot of "she likes it big." Sometimes "she likes it big 3." How disappointed do you think they are when they find me instead of a quick way to complete their favorite trilogy.

Also, "how to turn girlfriend purple" which I really hope is from someone with a Barney fetish and not someone who is using euphemisms for KILLING THEIR SO.

Katie said...

Hey, wait, I'm a twenty-something! I'm so joining! :D

I love Google search results - so so funny what some people search and even funnier is how they end up at our blogs! :D

onebigholiday said...

Wow, I can't believe someone is searching cdp's site.....psychooo

Angela said...

Oh man, people come to my site ALL THE TIME searching for tights bus driver and ginormous jugs 2. Crazy.

libby said...

yah for some odd reason? nothing pops up in my wordpress dash about people searching things and finding my blog - like seriously nothing for the past month! i'm gonna sign up for one of these things because? i want to know who links me!

ana said...

Hahaha!I signed up for google analytics a couple of days back and yeah it is oddly amusing to see how people get to my remote blog.

Princess Pointful said...

I got that same search for cdp... boo for stalkers.
And I am now a member of 20-something bloggers. About damn time, I know...

David said...

I sort of find myself hopping from blog to blog based on commenter's links.

And now I find myself in a blog for 20-something midwesterners. And I'm neither of those.

Michelle said...

These were GOOD!

stilettoheights said...

lol, love this, some of the google phrases people got to my blog through are downright filthy....I just have to laugh they must have been so disappointed when they got to my blog.

cdp said...

This is hilarious.

Thanks for the back-up, lady. I'll take you in my corner all day long!

Thinking of you and hoping you are having a good day.

xoxo

All Mod Cons said...

This 20 something bloggers...isn't that a bit ageist? Or am I getting the wrong end of the stick and being paranoid about my age!?

nicoleantoinette said...

Thank you SO much for leading me to Twenty Something Bloggers!

This absolutely made my day.

Oh, and spectacular blog.