Scene: My friend and I are walking up to the bar, excited to see a concert of one of my favorite country singers, Craig Morgan. Enter, Guy on Motorcycle (GOM)
GOM: Hey ladies, what's going on here tonight?
Friend: Craig Morgan is having a concert.
GOM: What does he sing?
Both of us: Country music.
GOM: I know, I meant what songs?
(Friend looks at me to answer, since I am the semi-obsessed fan)
Me: Little Bit of Life, International Harvester, God Must Really Love Me
GOM: I see. Hope you girls have a good time!
(We continue on to the entrance of the bar where we see a few security guys chuckling.)
Bouncer: Did you ladies know the guy on the bike?
(We shake our heads no.)
Bouncer: Yeah... that was Craig Morgan.
Wow. I have never felt like a bigger dumbass.
Although, in my defense he had on a rather large helmet and aviator sunglasses. And I've only seen him on album covers!
Not as exciting as Katelin meeting Joshua Jackson and announcing her surprise engagement, but I have to work with what I got folks.
Maybe the bouncers were pulling our legs. But really, what male country singer wouldn't approach two ladies who got all dolled up for his concert? :)
*And Was Nearly Trampled For A Guitar Pick