Friday, April 11, 2008

I Found You Ms. New Booty

For some reason, people (AKA Each) don't believe this girl's got back.

I'm here to prove it:



In fact, growing up I had the nickname "Bubble Butt". I'm glad that now as a 25-year-old attractive young woman, this is a GOOD THING.

Anyone else out there "got back"? Who's with me? ;)

63 comments:

Ashley D said...

Right here, 100%. I've been called bubble butt before, too. I'm so glad it's a good thing now.

Deutlich said...

I've got one! I've got one!

Also? I'm DAMN proud of it. More cushion' for the pushin...

Seriously.

Annie said...

I've got a share of da booty. Are love handles coming back in favor now? Is this why the high rise pants are working their way back to every day fashion?!

Ellen said...

Heck yeah! and I feel lucky to have a boyfriend who appreciates it.

Alexa said...

booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere!

thanks that song will now be in my head for the rest of the day.

love it.

Rachel said...

I've got one too...I don't mind though! Haha! Cute picture.

Noelle said...

Yup, there it is, all sticky-outy, and only fitting into a very few brands of pants.

Donna said...

hells yea, baby got back!

Valerie said...

I do! I do!

A guy in my high school used to call me Big Val (even though I was tiny) because I had a big booty :)

Nilsa S. said...

I'm not sure I have ass. And if I do, it's clearly lacking a voice because my thunder thighs like preaching to the world.

3carnations said...

Yep, me too. :)

Trish Ryan said...

Here's to junk in the trunk! My ballet teacher used to beg, "Trish...Please pull in your popo!"

Little did she know that that was as far in as my popo would go :)

Kim said...

Be happy you have a booty...I'm all boobs no booty :-(

Jess said...

It would be a tragedy not to have an ass. And not one that I'll ever have to face.

Allison M. said...

People pay good money for that. Be thankful you don't have to!

tiff said...

Michelle got a big ol' butt oh yeah!
I wish I had a big ol butt oh yeah!

distractedspunk said...

I gots a tiny booty. It all went up there. Rather than down there. Tis why I get SO excited when I find a pair of jeans that make me look like I have a curvy butt.

cdp said...

That's my girl! Representing for all the skinny white chicks with squeezable cheeks. Another reason why I heart you tremendously. I got a little junk in my trunk. if you ask me, it's the ass that's a TRUE love handle. If, umm, ahem, you know what I mean . . . [insert snide, evil snicker here]

ps, I got the deadline extended. WHUT.

each of the two said...

Even white boys gotta shout.

Heather J. said...

I'm here for the chicken.....
garlic cheddar yumminess.

I have a gross flat mommy butt.
I got no back. :0)

Megan said...

Ohh, yes I am carrying some junk in the trunk. Luckily, most/all of the boyfriends have been "ass men." Though it IS hard to find jeans that leave little-to-no coin-slot action visible, I have found solace in Lucky Brand and...(gasp!) Old Navy's Sweetheart jeans.

Sizzle said...

I suffer from "pancake ass" so I am insanely envious of your bubblicious buttocks!

ChasingParadise said...

This is too friggin' funny! I was also called bubble butt back in the day. Now I look at my ass and think "where'd you go?" I'd give anything to have my bubble butt from days past.

swaaaan said...

being that I come from a family with a twisted sense of humor, my familiar nickname (meaning only used within the trio of my bro, mom and me) was B.B. Big butt. Totally in joking of course. My brother's nickname? LP. Try to get what that stands for. ;)

notperfectdotcom said...

It's infuriating when people think that with natural tan-ness comes a big booty!!!
arrghh!! I caught a lot of flack when I didn't have a booty

Luckily now, I fit the stereotype. I got a big butt and I cannot lie.

k said...

i have a flat bootie. it is no fun!

mcgee said...

me! me! i have one!

and proud of it!

Tina Vaziri said...

Oh yes! I'm glad I do not have a flat butt!

Julie said...

Yeaaaa
Booty over here in Boston too!!

Katelin said...

I do, I do! Well...sort of. But I love my butt either way, haha.

Kirsten said...

i don't "got back." I wear a prosthesis.

Passionista said...

I'm jealous of your ass, lol. It's great when body images and what's hot becomes more realistic, but yeah I'm not packing much back there.

Making my way in PA said...

I have absolutely no ass at all. Neither does my husband. I am expecting this to cause our children to be flat assed too.

Damn genetics. I even do some excercises to plump it but it doesn't work.

L Sass said...

I have a badonkadonk.

Hey, the boys LOVE it!

Kt said...

I'm right with you - I have a bootay!

Laurie said...

I got a little shelf myself!

Makes the jeans fit better, don't you think?!

Vanessa said...

I do and I'm actually not pleased. I've always had the bubble butt but I hate it because I can never find jeans that fit. Any advice there?

pomjob said...

I have decidedly no back. At all. Dooce's recent post described me, too. It actually sucks to not have a butt... pants just don't fit right.

alas. said...

please- my nickname is ghetto, has been since the seventh grade. I got a dancer booty.

Le Petit Chic said...

I've got a teeny booty...enough to grab, but not so much that it makes buying pants difficult. Embrace the booty!!

Hazel said...

oh yes, i have a booty. in fact, i was also called 'bubble butt' as a child/teenager. my booty has shrunk a little recently, but there's still plenty to go around!

rachel said...

yeah... yeah, i got back :)

Larissa said...

Me!!! I am of the rare breed of short-ish Asian women with a large, cushy rear. I actually am quite fond of it, to be honest.

Mel said...

I have big butt and I cannot lie.. :) There was this one guy who used to call me a duck. This upset me 7 years ago. But I'm pretty pleased with myself now.

Mandy said...

I have a big booty and big boobs to go with it...well balanced...lol.

Miss A said...

Good on you for posting a pic of your booty! I'm not sure I could...!

Kate said...

Hell yeeah! I love my butt. It's my thighs and belly I'd change!

alyndabear said...

Well, my booty is proportionate to the rest of me... but it's still big! Hell yeah!

chasinglibby said...

baby got back! hahaha. and bubble butt? hilarious!!

Princess Pointful said...

I used to be a tiny little Size 2 in high school-- nice flat tummy, but no ass at all. Then the early 20s secret weight gain hit-- my tummy takes work to maintain, but I have a bum now. Yay!

ashley said...

Oh yes. Unfortunantly, I too have plenty of back. Ha.

pessimisticredhead said...

Argh. I need some bubble in my butt. It's 100% Irish board ass for me. So. sad.

Dolce said...

You have a great butt!!! As for my own, yep...I've got junk in the trunk, I'm happy with it as long as it compliments the humps. :)

Random Musings Of My Life said...

Me*** waves hands in the air frantically!!***

Back got back and I can not lie.. you other brothers can deny.. ha ha try not backing that up to that song..

Melain said...

Ooooo NICE! You're in the right age then honey. The J-Lo/Beyonce look is SO HOT right now.

j*amy said...

we have a saying on my "street" that there is something in the water on Saltsman Road. both my sister and three neighbors say we've been blessed with big booty's :)

Zandria said...

Be proud of the booty! Embrace it! :)

thegirlfromtheghetto said...

I've always had a flat butt. JLO and Kim Kardashian have giving my ass bad ass self-esteem.

Carrie said...

I have small boobs and (what my boyfriend calls) a great ass. And I'm happy with that.

Amanda said...

Umm, at 39 weeks pregnant I've got now clue how the back looks, the front is seriously big though.

Paula said...

As someone above also said, I'm a board ass. That being said, I've been told on several occasions it's nice so I guess i'm okay with it.

Roland Hulme said...

Ha! If a guy doesn't like a girl with a round, feminine bottom, I've always suspected he might not be into girls at all.

Bubble butts are definitely the in thing.

Lea said...

i hate my butt... i have a bubble butt but i do ballet and in ballet its good to be super skinny with small boobs and a flat bottem, the other girls in my class r all super duper skinny... and with my big butt (its not super big but i think its too big compared to other girls in ballet) but so now i dont know what to do, i think if i do stretches or excersizes it might get flatter or big (as in toned) but i just want it to be flat :(