Monday, January 28, 2008

Hanging Out With Married People...

...made me laugh so hard I almost peed.



SCENE
Saturday night. At Anna & Jeremy's house. Rumbling tummys. Pizza? Chicken wings? We think so.

Anna (on the phone with Pizza Hut): We'd like to place an order for delivery.

(Insert back and forth banter here about what's on the pizza. Yes, we want deep dish. Blah, blah.)

Anna (responding to what kind of chicken wings we wanted): Bone-out.

(Jeremy and I glance at each other. Silently expressing the hilarity of what she just said. Slight giggling.)

Me (whispering): Anna, I think you mean boneless!

(Laughter breaks out. Who knew ordering chicken wings could be so provocative?)



Well, OK - it was funny to us. We have the maturity level of teenagers, what can I say?

In case you were wondering, we ordered plain ole pepperoni. But I enjoy Hawaiian as well (ham, pinneapple, cinnamon). Or an all meat pizza. Sausage is pretty much the best topping ever. Last night it was a Garlic Chicken and Bacon stuffed pizza from Papa Murphys. What can I say, I like pizza.

What do you like on yours?

61 comments:

ChasingParadise said...

Mmmm, pizza. Pepperoni and red onion.

Sometimes sausage too with extra cheese.

Great, now I'm hungry!

cady said...

haha..that's hilarious!!

graffiti.girl.designs said...

mmm. i love almost all pizza. i had it twice this weekend too. i like just plain cheese or tons of toppings - i usually prefer veggie type toppings though. banana peppers, mushrooms, olives, onions, white pizza with tomatoes, chicken finger pizza, chicken ranch pizza - ok now i am hungry

Andrea said...

In Texas: I am a thin crust, pepperoni and black olive kinda girl.

In NY: a spinach and ricotta calzone. Or plain ole cheese! MMMM! Pizza!!

PrincessB said...

Mmmmm..pizza! Have you tried the Flying Pizza? It's sooo good! I like meat on mine.

Btw..."bone out"? That's hilarious!

Valerie said...

Pepperoni & jalapeƱos :)

Also, I like white pizza (no sauce) with chicken, red onions, spinach, & feta cheese.

Ripe for Reading said...

cheese, mushroom, and onion, but i do love sausage on mine too!

DG said...

I have to be honest - as much as I love pizza, I don't order it that often because my tummy always shows the after-effects... BUT... I love EXTRA CHEESE with pineapple. Yum-o.

MrsTwink said...

I'm a veggie lovers kind of gal. Minus the black olives.

Clink said...

I'm psycho when it comes to the veggies on my pizza. I order a ton, mainly because it makes me feel better about eating pizza.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

hahahah I've had this "bone out" conversation before, and it ALWAYS strikes my fancy.

As far as pizza, the other day I had pesto, chicken and mozzarella...no sauce. AMAZING.

and YES I will definitely be at the blogger meeting in NYC thats really exciting!!

Surfergrrl said...

sun dried tomato with goat cheese...thin crust! mmmmm

legallyheidi.com said...

pizzaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmm

mushroom and sausage. Jumbo slice style!!!!

Trish Ryan said...

California Pizza Kitchen has the most bizarre and delicious pizza with pear and goat cheese and a whole pile of salad greens right in the middle. It's so wrong it's right. Love it.

puremotif said...

i like plain cheese.

sometimes hawaiin

a lot of times bbq chicken or chicken bacon ranch.

and married people are funny and rock. ;-)

Larissa said...

Chicken, tomatoes and basil - YUMMMMMY!

Mandy said...

I love just pepperoni and cheese from DiCarlo's...but when I am in Columbus, its gotta be Hound Dogs with Smokin' Joe's.

All Mod Cons said...

2 Large Pizzas, 1 Meat Feast & 1 Hawaiian. Split them in half when they arrive & share between 2. And 2 cans of coke. Oh, and some Hagan Daas. Preferably the Toffee one of Choc Choc Chip. Yum!

Passionista said...

I love mushroom and onion, but I will pretty much eat anything on a pizza!

Nilsa S. said...

This post reminded me of an ESPN commentator years ago, who described an injured athlete by saying he had a "slipped dick in his back." Apparently no one could keep it together enough to continue the broadcast.

Hilarious!

Marriage-101 said...

Usually just pepperoni but I do like sausage if it's the breakfast type sausage - not italian because I HATE fennel seeds in sausage. I'm picky, I know.

A Lil' Irish Lass said...

STOP TALKING ABOUT PIZZA!!!! This is all I've wanted since approximately 11:32PM on Saturday night as I sat on my couch, drunk as f*ck.

Why haven't I had a slice in the past 36+ hours? No clue.

Banana said...

Pizza is almost always TM's answer to "what's for dinner." He likes lots and lots of meat, but I prefer chicken, garlic and a thin crust. We usually order both... which is a gross amount of pizza.

Psychgrad said...

I didn't know they put cinnamon on Hawaiian. I like pretty much any meat on a pizza. Topics spread somewhat generously, but not several layers thick.

Vanessa said...

I love black olives, mushroom and green pepper. No meat for me please!

blogging said...

mmmmm i heart pizza. i love tomatoes and pepperoni on my pizza.

yum.

xo

k said...

any pizza is good pizza. i really like pepperoni and jalepenos though. yum!

Jess said...

Mmm. I hardly ever eat pizza but when I do, I like it to have prosciutto, goat cheese, fresh tomatoes, and arugula.

Hiya, I'm Kristie. said...

Yum, pizza. I LOVE extra sauce and lots of veggies. :)

sassafras said...

Sorry...I can't pick one. Except to say I prefer thin crust. I love pizza too. Yum.

ashley said...

Were you drinking? ;-)

I just like cheese..lots of cheese. Yum.

lspoon said...

pepperoni and jalapeƱos. Yummy!

pbandrazz said...

Lots of veggies!

Although specific topping prefences depend on the kind of pizza I'm having (deep dish, thin crust, neopolitan, gourmet vs chain).

Yoda said...

What? Ana doesn't like boners in her wings??? :-p

BTW, no self respecting pizza ever had pineapple on it. I want to personally mutilate the guy/girl who first came up with that idea! YUCKKKK! (yes, my friends hide the pineapple pieces under the pepperoni until its too late) ugh.

tiff said...

thin crust, or whole wheat crust... tomatoes, feta, spinach, chicken. YUM!

fort knocks said...

Chicago-style stuffed pizza with pepperoni, sausage, spinach and onions is not only the best pizza in the world, but the best food, period.

Anna said...

Oh, and i'm hungry now, too. THANKS.

Black olives, fresh mushrooms, spinach, it's all good. White, red. I LOVE IT.

Jenni said...

Mmmm...Hawaiian...love it. But I'd have to say BBQ Chicken is my all time favorite. :)

brandy said...

It's sort of gross how much my mouth watered reading this post. I need some lunch.

A Margarita said...

Prosciutto and onion! Yummy!

Le Petit Chic said...

Mmmm, pizza! I like mine with extra sauce, minimal cheese and plenty of vegetables. Unfortunately my husband likes his just the opposite (low sauce, lots of cheese and every meat known to man) so we always have to order our own. Come to think of it, maybe that's a good thing!

just me said...

feta, sweet onions, and broccoli.

it's the SHIT.

PrincessPolly said...

For some reason I only like veggie toppings - preferably mushroom and onion. Oh, and I also prefer double cheese - or triple!

The Underpaid Princess said...

I like just about any topping but sausage. I like sausage, just not on pizza.

Damsel in Digress said...

ok. so now i can't stop thinking about the pizza that is currently sitting in my fridge right now, leftovers from last night. [a large goat cheese, fresh basil, italian sausage number from this place called "piece" in chicago - maybe the BEST PIZZA EVER.]

and now i want some wings as well. boned-out wings. naturally.

which just reminded me of the scene from tommy boy - "tommy like wingies". oh the places my mind jumps to.

A.P. said...

hahaha... Bone-out. that's totally funny. i don't care what age anyone is, that is a knee slapper. lol

annnd if you haven't, you should try the Chicago Style from Papa Murphy's. :)

Ashley said...

Am I the only one who doesn't like pizza?

I may be...

But if i had to choose a topping for my once in a while drunken love affair with grease--I'd choose either margherita, hawaiian, and sausage is the best.

Hazel said...

i love mushroom, black olive and tomato from Papa John's. Crap! Now I won't be able to stop thinking about pizza!

Katelin said...

Hawaiian is my absolute favorite, delicious.

Susie said...

I laughed so hard I almost peed sooo many times this weekend!

I love all pizza. Except I got seriously ill after eating Hawaiian freshman year in college. I haven't had it since, but I might be ready to try again...:)

Libby said...

i could not stop laughing in high school bio when the teacher said blue footed booby.


i kid you not.

Princess Pointful said...

I already commented once today about how I still giggle when hearing Lake Titicaca.

Mmmm.... pineapple, feta, spinach, chicken, so good. All with Italian Garlic dipping sauce.

Ashlie said...

Mmmmm.... pizzzzzza. Is 4am to early for a slice?

M said...

since when does Hawaiian pizza have cinnamon?

I'm a veggie girl. Lots of veggies, easy on the cheese!

stilettoheights said...

anything with the word "bone" in it is funny.

(the puppy pictures are on my blog)

L Sass said...

I just love delicious pizza... I like plain cheese if it's a New York pie, pepperoni if it's Chicago deep dish. Yum!

JulyBug said...

Thank you Michelle. I want pizza desperately right now.

I like regular pizza and white pizza (no sauce, just mozzarella and ricotta because I want to remove any element of vegetables).

Jamie Lovely said...

That's hilarious! I have the maturity of a 12 year old so I found that more funny than I probably should have!

Cheese and sausage or just plain cheese for me!

Maxie said...

I love love love white pizza. it's the freaking best

Joanne said...

hahaha, funny is funny, level of immaturity is irrelevant!

Julie said...

Black Olives.

Or Artichoke Hearts, Garlic and Tomatoes.

MMM.